Hello! I'm the Kaitiou KID. Stick around if you like or not. I would rather you didn't pester my doves or my cat, and you didn't try to arrest me.

Spells/M!As: Nothing, aside from what's on the About page below.

Injuries: None

((This is an independent RP blog for the Kaitou Kid from Magic Kaitou and Detective Conan. All gifs and images are not mine unless stated. Magic anons are accepted at my own discretion.))

 

moonlightmajutsushi:

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"…Are you somehow suggesting a Kaitou harem wouldn’t be fun?”

Anonymous asked
describe the dirtiest fantasy you've ever had about someone.

whiteknighthakuba:

"…Does this count?”

Anonymous asked
[text from an unfamiliar number] I know you know that I'm not telling the truth. And you know I know you're not telling the truth.

askconan:

"OoOoh no, I’m soooOooOooOoo scared," said Conan as he promptly deleted the text. "Oi, oi… Gimme a break."

"The first line’s a reference to a song, detective."

Anonymous asked
La feuille danse avec le vent Lorsque le vent vient Et je vais voler ce précieux bijou Aussi vite que le ventKaito KID (translation: the leaf is dancing with the wind, when the wind comes I'm gonna steal that precious (gem? idk the english equivalent) as fast as the wind

"Vraiment?"

((Merci.))

Anonymous asked
La feuille danse avec le vent Lorsque le vent vient Et je vais voler ce précieux bijou Aussi vite que le ventKaito KID (doodle)

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"Est-ce un défi?"

((Je m’excuse. Je ne parle pas français et a dû utiliser Google Translate. Si ce la langue chinoise, il y aurait moins de problèmes, que je peux parler et écrire un peu de lui.

我写中文写得不快,可是我懂一点儿。))

Anonymous asked
I SHIP YOU BLACK WITH THE KID. here. I said it. Now I can go to sleep.

tanteisan:

tanteisan:

"… ship… ship me black?.. with thE KID!? 

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I DONT LIKE IT. STOP”

"what reaction were you expecting to get?.." she said with a raised eyebrow, but then she changed her expression quickly.

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"oh? you want to start over? its that easy huh?" then a devious smirk arose on her face. without even giving herself time to react, she lifted her leg slightly, swung it back a little, then swung it foward as she kneed him square in between the legs. as much as she loved taking down criminals, a little of it had to do with revenge. she had wanted to do that for a while. 

"alright, now we can start over hehe." she said with a wide grin on her face. "hey KID, my name is sera, and its nice to meet you too" she said with sass in her tone and a wide grin on her face. 

KID dropped to his knees, eyes watering and hand cupping his crotch. A kick there takes down nearly anyone and KID was no exception. “…You didn’t have to do that…”

After a minute, he recovered and stood up. “I am generally a pacifist, you realize? Jeez, I liked the guys on the train more…” The latter sentence was muttered, in reference to the fellows wandering about the train that he saw in passing. One with a scar and looked eerily like Sera, the other in glasses, with a similar facial structure and similar body language to the scarred guy, and wearing a wig. (A good wig that would fool most people unless they felt the texture, but he knew wigs when he saw them.)

Anonymous asked
I SHIP YOU BLACK WITH THE KID. here. I said it. Now I can go to sleep.

tanteisan:

phantom-thief-kid:

tanteisan:

"… ship… ship me black?.. with thE KID!? 

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I DONT LIKE IT. STOP”

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"Fortune favors the bold, doesn’t it?"

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 "i would agree with you.. if it werent for the fact that fortune didnt favor your ‘boldness' when i kicked you in the face at full speed.”

"and i’d say what you did was pretty bold"

"Nothing personal. I sometimes knock people out and take their clothes for improvised disguises. I may already have a plan when I head to a heist, but sometimes I realize at the place that another plan would be smarter and go from there. But I really didn’t expect you to kick me.

"Perhaps we should start over, though? I’m Kaitou KID and it’s nice to meet you."

Anonymous asked
I SHIP YOU BLACK WITH THE KID. here. I said it. Now I can go to sleep.

tanteisan:

phantom-thief-kid:

tanteisan:

"… ship… ship me black?.. with thE KID!? 

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I DONT LIKE IT. STOP”

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"Don’t worry, I’m not interested in you, either. Anons are really stupid."

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"good, cause i dont want you to. shipping black probably means something entirely different from what im thinking but still…”

"also, you got a lot of nerve coming here kid.."

"Fortune favors the bold, doesn’t it?"

Anonymous asked
I SHIP YOU BLACK WITH THE KID. here. I said it. Now I can go to sleep.

tanteisan:

"… ship… ship me black?.. with thE KID!? 

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BUT I DONT LIKE IT. STOP”

"Don’t worry, I’m not interested in you, either. Anons are really stupid."