Hello! I'm the Kaitiou KID. Stick around if you like or not. I would rather you didn't pester my doves or my cat, and you didn't try to arrest me.
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((This is an independent RP blog for the Kaitou Kid from Magic Kaitou and Detective Conan. All gifs and images are not mine unless stated. Magic anons are accepted at my own discretion.))
"What have I done now?"phantom-thief-kid reblogged your photo:"Still a nerd. Who else would use nanoseconds?"
"…someone who spends a lot of time in a private laboratory consulting with chemists and physicists…"
"That’s still pretty nerdy, Hakuba."
Nerds can be hot too. -crosses arms- Honestly, the way you keep protesting about not being a nerd is upsetting. There is nothing wrong with being a nerd.
"Only when it’s used to defame mine and Kudou Yuusaku’s costume choices."
"Revel in it, Hakuba. He’s the Night Baron, you are Holmes, and I am Lupin, at least with our respective costumes."
"I can’t take a break… too many murders going on. Too many many cases being closed when they really shouldn’t be…" Hakuba frowned. "…And, I really would hope that you wouldn’t intentionally do that to my last nerve. That sounds decidedly uncomfortable."
"…The cases are being closed prematurely?" He didn’t like what that could imply. "And I shall not, but I was talking of back when we butted heads so much. Usually I was the biggest thorn in your side."
"Only if you’re willing to take everyone but yourself as the answer.” It was said in jest, but tiredly. Eyes closed, Hakuba turned toward KID to drape his arms around him, “Colleagues, clients, culprits… I’m just tired.” A sigh.
"…What you would do to take care of any pests, anyway? Pranks?”
"Maybe they need a good pranking. Still, it is a reversal of the norm, where I’m the one that isn’t on your last nerve, hopping up and down frantically on it." He let Hakuba do so, though he had a Chershire cat grin now. Despite that, he noted the weariness. "Perhaps you could take a break? Or at least deal with casework that isn’t so irritating."
"Good god." Hakuba dropped his head against KID’s shoulder, letting out a sigh, and may or may not have nuzzled against his neck. "I can only imagine how that would go. No, no… I think that would be unnecessary. Just having a moment to rest with my preferred company is very helpful.”
"Oh? That’s a shame. You know it’d be funny." Nuzzles were all well and good and he responded in kind. "Mind telling me who’s causing so much trouble? Perhaps I could do something."
"No, that doesn’t sound pleasant at all. As for my problems… it’s mostly dealing with unwanted attention, I’m afraid." Hakuba looked down at the thief, just for a moment, then took a seat next to him on the bench. "I enjoy company as much as the next person in controlled, specific circumstances. But unexpected visits and unreasonable expectations?"
The detective shook his head.
"It’s put me into a bit of a hermit mode. More than normal, I mean. But it’s… very nice to see you again, mon cher voleur.”
"Oh? Is there anything I can do to help with that unwanted attention? Perhaps dress up as you and act as a decoy?" KID leaned against Hakuba, still grinning. "Nice to see you again, too, mon détective."